"The TerribleTim is too hot for Stern"
By TerribleTim

Martin Neiberg is a mentally retarded man who produces public access television programs on cable tv just like the Big Bad TerribleTim. You may even like his show better than mine. He interviews social workers and other mental people,they talk about social services and mental issues.TerribleTim is a devout and dedicated fan of his show called "Disabled hotline." I have learned that Martin Neiberg has received sizeable gov't grants and I am all for that,I am happy that the man makes a good living.Much love to that brother.Make that paper.

I composed a song about Martin Neiberg.It is a badge of honor to be immortalized in verse by the iconoclastic crooner TerribleTim.Much like a musical "Dean Martin roast." I performed it on my Terribletim tv show. Martin Neiberg's social worker Mr. Cortez happened to catch the show,he did not recognize the love. He called the station and vehemently complained to the Director Tibor Spiegel. I was asked to remove the offending aria from my repertoire, which i did. However, I neglected to consider that several variations of my mentally impaired masterpiece were still on of my other programs that were already in the rotation. And so it played again, Martin Neiberg's social worker Mr. Cortez, saw it again, then he complained again.

This time,the station sent me a letter of probation, the probation letter indicated that another song about Martin Neiberg will result in my suspension from the station.Terribletim is the man without parameters with the credentials to prove it. The actual probation document can be viewed on this website,and you can hear the Martin Neiberg song on this website as well. This was a clear indication to me that not everyone was a fan of Terribletim's music.

Where is the love? There is no love. Where to go to find the love? There is no where.

I dangled this whole thing in front of the Howard Stern show. KC, <the happy microphone holder> from the show called me back,he expressed interest in this Neiberg situation,we exchanged a few phone calls and emails regarding a Possible TerribleTim appearance on the Howard Stern show. He asked me to send in some video of Martin Neiberg's show and my show with the Martin Neiberg song on it, and so I did, along with my TerribleTim cd entitled "Terribletim Spreads love." I continued to call and email KC, he would not return my calls and emails. Then after a few months he responded, he said that the tapes are funny but they "are gonna pass for now." And to check back with him in a few months. Then a few months later,he emails me "Stop calling the station and stop emailing me,we are not going to use you on the show." I guess this means TerribleTim is too hot even for the Howard Stern show.

This does not help Terribletim.

KC has turned his back on the brother, where is the love? What happened? This was meant to be on that show I thought.I deserve to be on that show,the skills and knowledge are self evident.They knew of my coming long before their time,it has already been written.But that microphone holding human tripod KC says no.

Therefore, I call upon all the citizens of the TerribleTim nation to email kc@howardstern.com and insist that they should use me on the show. For those of you who are not yet under my spell and have not joined my Terribletim mass suicide Doomsday cult,I would also like you to email kc@howardstern.com

Do it for Martin Neiberg and his social worker named Mr. Cortez. Do it for freedom of speech, just drop down on that link and let them know terribletim is the dopest most microphonest , MCest, djst, toasted host who will take it to the most full out extent and keep represent'n long after you can't take it anymore.All your openings are sore.

Chant TerribleTim incantations and Mantras. Learn and teach Terribletim teachings. Recite TerribleTim rhetoric and propaganda. Preach and practice TerribleTim laws. Follow TerribleTim customs, protocols and instructions.Spread TerribleTim's message of love and peace. Believe TerribleTim prophecies. Obey TerribleTim doctrine. Analyze and study his pedantic dogma.

Send your own native son TerribleTim over there to that God dam Howard Stern show so I can teach those suckers how to entertain the people. Let the big bad TerribleTim get in there and play the crowd and show you how it is done.TerribleTim will be breakin it down and blow'n up the spot. We will be wilding yo. Son,you had better recognize the skills and come correct, stay on point and don't disrespect your set. TerribleTim Represent .Tru dat And email kc@howardstern.com

And since TerribleTim got more game than a cornish hen,the 50 funniest letters to kc@howardstern.com that are Ccterribletim@terribletim.com will receive a free Terribletim poster. Don't do what you usually do,which is nothing.Help support and promote Terribletim culture. TerribleTim culture has been under threat of extinction ever since it's inception back in '95. TerribleTim has been censored and banned from stages and the small screen.Microphones have been turned off in the middle of my performances and I have been told to leave.Those who watch the show know,I shit you not my brother. The Terribletim show operates under threat of suspension.The towns people are here with there torches and pitchforks to drive the big bad TerribleTim from his castle.

Now, y'all be wilding and acting crazy when you see the big bad TerribleTim on the street.You want my autograph and you tell the Terribletim that you have love for the brother and his Terribletim band. Audiences have been responsive,cd sales are picking up, Feel the love coming off the people. Now is your golden opportunity to get that love.Go get the love. Love Love Love.

Email kc@howardstern.com Do it for your hood,let them know who the fuck we are. Worship Satan, deny your maker, there is no hope,no one will survive, and the end is near. kc@howardstern.com and call 1 212 314 9322

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